soda after this last Coke.
The father died during childbirth.
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas.
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos.
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones.
She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath.
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her.
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion.
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.
I'm confused: when people ask me what's up, and I point, they groan.
Mary plays the piano.
She couldn't decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it.
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him.
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof.
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe.
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it.
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible.
I'd always thought lightning was something only I could see.
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance.
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days.
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.
The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public.
I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away.
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage.
She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat.
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet.
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out.
Yeah, I think it's a good environment for learning English.
Red is greener than purple, for sure.
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture.
It's not often you find a soggy banana on the street.
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash.
Abstraction is often one floor above you.
There's an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn't it.
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is.
Standing on one's head at job interviews forms a lasting impression.
There aren't enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth.
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory.
There's no reason a hula hoop can't also be a circus ring.
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit.
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly.
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon.
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable.
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.
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